Fry

I normaly do all my typing into word because I can't spell and my grammer is pure shit. I figured hell, for this blog lets be a raw as I can be. Fuck it. I like to swear and look at bullshit on the internet. I have been told that I spell so horribly that it's easy to figure out. So get ready to learn stupid!

This handsome little man is my cat Fry. This hanssome little man is the best thing to ever happen to me. I love him so much. Most cats are shity stupid cunts. Fry on the other hand is fucking awesome. He's handome, loving, purrs, and loves people. Hes not a fu-fu cat nore does it hide from people like a crazy bastard.

Most people think I named him Fry because I like french fries, or I like to deep fry. All of these answers are true, but the real reason we named him Fry is because of Philip J. Fry from a sweet ass little show that is back on called Futurama. If there was a gameshow about knowing Futurama facts. I would be on it.

So ya, thats my cat. Hes handsome. I've tried to no turn into one of those "Cat people" because I am a dog man at heart. The problem is, is that Fry is so awesome. I sometimes feel like putting on fuzzy knit sweatters, reading a book and petting my cat. And I don't even read!