Party Down.

So I’m the best man to one of my best friends. This means I have to setup the bachelor party. I don't plan. I did the facebook message, invited all the people I don't know. I talked to the groomsmen. I don't know how to plan these things. All the fun things I've herd from TV and other people have been nuked. There will be no strippers.



Now I'm not saying that we need strippers to have fun. Hell thats not even close. I dont really want to see some random chick rubbing her snatch on my buddys face. I do like boobs but really I guess I just don't want this night to be like all the rest. We drink and party pretty much every weekend.

We have cut out the ball and chain bullshit. I dont think were going to pull out the groom t-shirt or any of that shit. I was thinking a t-shirt with the words "Gay Lord" would have been fun but I didnt pull that off.

I guess all were going to do is go out get _Hammered_ and fucking party down.

and make Don barf.