New shit for the shoebox.

Dannie and myself had to goto Ikea. Yes, we are real people some times. We whent there and got this little bad boy. Really, she got it. I don't think I have been with a girl who has bought something for the house with her own money. this is a big step. Holy shit. Now that shes working we are unstopable!

Dos + windows 7 = motherfucker.

This is what my monitor has to look at today. Today I have to fix this doods accounting program because he can’t print the checks. Oh, it’s an old DOS program. Guess what, he’s running windows 7. This is a bitch, support for this program had me use DOSBOX to get fullscreen….oh but they forgot to tell me that DOSBOX has no printing support. I even tried the CSV setup but that still didn’t work. I open the old network share and the database is fucked. So I’m talking to support and everything’s fucked. I didn’t even want to pick up this call in the first place.

Fixing other peoples computers is fucking bullshit.

augest 8th

So the girlfriend and I had a date night. Augest 8th is our fav. She go's for the sushi and I go for the sushi and the non sushi. It's super good and not such motherfuck on the wallet.



This is chicken feet. I love them. You have to eat them with your mouth. pick the bones out. Theres lots.

Fuckwork.ca

So I've been a busy little beaver. I have been setting up a small webforum for myself and the other boys. A common meeting place on the internet if you will.



I have gotten everything installed with my free hosting setup by FreeHostingCloud.com. Don't point your domain there. I have yet to find out if they are good or not. All I know is that my 15meg speedtest came down at 1.9mbit/sec. I'll take fast free hosting. I might have to contact the admin and let him know that I'm not a retard and work with him to keep the box working.

Anyways, I have installed Simple Machines Forum. It looks good. the only problem I'm having right now is that when you go to the admin pannel and click on admin you get a sweet error 500



Yeah, how awesome is this? it's eather something to do with the file permissions on the box (but I did set them as per the install guide). Now it is left in the hands of the Simple Machine forum nerds. It's been about 20 mins and no reply. This might take a while.

fags.

=EDIT=
I Fixed it!

Mo Money

Looks like I might make a few bucks on computer setups next week.

Shoo fly your fucking dead.

So it turns out in our office we have a dog. My dear dads dog can open the back door. The problem with that is that it lets flies in. This summer has been hot and humid. So, I goggled to find an answer. This little guy caught 10 flies in two days. We are looking into why there are so many damn flies in our office. It's like trouble shooting computers in Africa (was that insensitive?).

If you need to know how to make this fly terminator. Load that shit with honey.

Check this out.

Enjoy kids.

I'm the best man - oh fuck.

So it's the day of Donnys wedding. It's 10:05am. We are already running 30 mins late. I don't care. I've read over my speach a few times. I've chilled out as much as I can. I need something to do. I'm ready to go, I have what I need to get Dons ass down the ile no problem. I have time and a coffee. Here's what I've been looking at to make myself feel better. Shity best men.

Store for fun.

I have lots of domains. Right now I own about 6 and run about 3. These are mine. Not my customers. a while back I threw up hosting and a website on recipebot.org I did this so that I could steal other people shit and black hat seo it. Well after a few threatning letters I threw it to just a self updating link site. And there it sits getting better and better google traffic. I just need this little guy to age.

Latly I have been pondering the idea of setting up an online store. I could sell pretty much anything. I can seo websites that get traffic. I just need to figure out some things about an online store. I have the scripts and the open source shopping carts that will do everything. I have found some that have Canada post modules. The only thing I need to find is how in the fuck I setup _free_ creditcard gateways.

That is when you put in your creditcard it will take the cost of shipping (that should be correct) and pin it to your bill. Then it will charge your creditcard and send you a recipt. I just don't want to pay the $700 for a payment gateway threw the banks or paypal. So I'll have to check that out.

Once I get the store up and running (1and1.coms subdomain creation takes 4 hours.... but what should I expect spending about $3.00 a month on hosting).

I'm excited. I'll show it off once it's up and running. the idea is if I can setup one. Then I should be able to setup 100000.

I LOVE TURN KEY SOLUTIONS!

WDTV Live better not suck.

This is the western Digital Live (or live plus). Its a little set top media player. I really wanted the Patriot Box Office. The white papers I've read only the Patriot Box Office can play pretty much anything. I don't want to deal with codecs or other random bullshit. I also Hope that my WDTV Live will be able to play files right from a samba share. I don't want to install any media streamers, codec strippers or any other bullshit. I have a linux box hooked up to an external esata raid 5 box. Samba is in full share mode so there should be no problems. I also want something that can play most codecs. avi, mpg, divx, iso, all the shit that I'm going to come accross when I download stuff.

I'll be damned if I'm going to install converters on my raidbox so I can watch the latest episode of trueblood. come on homos. All the reviews on tiger (33 of them) were good. There were a few people who gave it a 2 or a 3 but they sounded stupid. I think I'll have better sucess with this for these reasons.

1. No wireless, sure it supports it. but wtf. wireless G is slower then my gigabit lan. sure I could go N, but fuck that. I have boxes of cat 6 and my place is small

2. I can update my firmware. I'm also not retarded, the people who briked there first generation boxes because they did a web update deserv it. Hell I feel bad updating wii's, ps3 and xboxes. I update bios firmware via cds. I dont even use USB.

3. Hacked firmware - WDLXTV I love to hack stuff. If I had a ps3 I would install Ubuntu (or Centos, yellow dog is for fags).

6. I'll take it back if the fucker doesnt work. I have shirts with collars on them. I'm comming on 30. I'll just play dum and bitch.

womb eggs

fuck now I want to go camping. Godbless sluts and the internet.

I'm bored so I'm making a website.

I just need free hosting (I think I have it but I'm not sure yet)


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Kids piss me off. Well not really, shity kids with shity parents piss me off. I was thinking about this today when I was driving to a job today. I saw a mom and her kids at a red light. The mom told the kid not to run accross the street. The kid did anyways. The mom ran after. Part of me was hope'en the kid got hit by the car. It would be sad, but it would be a good life lesson.

This ones for all those shity parents out there breeding like it doesnt matter.

My job Sucks.

I hate my job. There I’ve said it. I don’t like it. I don’t like my customers. I don’t like how all the power player owners think there so awesome because they have companys that make money. I hate the egos. I hate how I’m pressured and threatened with getting sued all the time. I hate how I work for my family. I work in one little room and have to listen to right winged politics all day long. I listen to my brother and dad banter about US politics and how Obama is driving the free world into the ground. I do like coming to work. My walk to work is about 21 steps. That’s awesome. Everything else I don’t really like.

I don’t get training. I have to figure everything out. That’s fine. The only problem is if I’m stuck working on trying to figure out how to work ALC rules on a Cisco for a long time I get my hours cut. I love being commission only. It’s awesome. I love no holiday pay for what I do. I do get a very high commission rate for the hours that I work. Oh, but if I don’t bill any hours on a slow day or I work on something I’ve never done before I get my hours cut.

I am not a shitty computer tech. Every computer job I’ve ever had I have risen to the top. When I was in London I aced ever computer test at ever computer job I have ever had. I am not going on this rant because I am so good at computers. I really feel that I know little compared to everyone else. My job is just about high stress levels and no money. It’s fucking awesome. Almost every day I work my stress levels peak to the point that I want to kill myself. No joke, when I get high levels of stress I freak out.

Really, what am I to do? Everyone I talk to says “it’s hard to find a job in this economy” and yes, you are correct. It is fucking hard. When I was in London I had a shitty time. I honestly feel like I should rewind my life back to when I was living with L and M and working for my old computer company. I was having such a good time.

Now I bitch and rant on the internet.

Awesome.

-df

Bell Morning Fun

So my boss’s email isn’t forwarding to his Black Berry account. Yes, I’m not a retard. I deleted his email and re-created as an alias and forwarded to his new domain email and added the forwarders to his Black Berry. So the Bell tech adds his test gmail account to the main forward line via the web portal. He sends some test emails and tells me it’s not working. I’m not here to slam on the fact that he did exactly what I did to test/setup this email forward.

The main reason for this blog post is we chatted. I told him about what this company does, how the sliding tarp systems work (kind of I’m not a trucking man). He then told me he was in New Brunswick and that there is mainly logging trucks. He also when on to explain that in New Brunswick they are closing most of the logging camps and it’s really hurting the economy.

Now before anyone calls me a fag for having a nice little morning conversation with someone who is working a shity job understand that I basically was this dood. Someone who cares about there job but has to sit in a call center and deal with bullshit all day long. Hell, I’m basically a help desk agent right now (while on hold waiting for him to create a ticket).

I guess what I’m trying to say is be nice to phone support techs. They usually hate there life.

Myself included.

Sick Beard or not to Sick Beard

So I run a small download box that downloads all my shit. We'll say linux distros and rpm mirrors......*cough* right now my downloads are pulling from an rss feed. So, if I were to be downloading TV shows for example I would get weekly updates from SABnzbd+.

From this plugins page I have found that it does

Features include:
•automatic torrent/NZB download for new episodes
•XBMC library updates and NFO/TBN generation
•renames episode files for any show
•sends NZBs directly to SABnzbd, prioritizes and categorizes them properly
•available for any platform, uses simple HTTP interface
•can notify XBMC or use Growl to notify any OSX/Windows PC when new episodes are downloaded
•specials and double episode support

-I already have automatix nzb/torrent downloads via sabnzbd and utorrnet (try there webui its pretty sweet too).

-XBMC is pretty much dead and gone since I hooked up my quadcore to my tv. Bluerays play np.

-SABnzbd already has episode rename

-I have the webloader or the nzb watch folder. oh, and auto sorting.

-Again, I don't use XBMC and I'm not a mac nerd so I don't care about Growl notifications

So I have found out that sickbeard isn't really that much better then sabnzbd. I will have to look at it closer but Episode Buttler has bult in meta tag downloads from TV rage.

sick. I'll update more later.

New Phone.

So two weeks ago I lost my phone. Yeah, yeah. Anyways. I have made my peace with the passing of my little BlackBerry Curve 8330. The baby/poor mans BlackBerry. After nuking my phone threw our Black Berry Enterprise server it was time to get a new one. I called our supliers and they wanted $400 for a new one. Telus (horrible) was able to get me a replacement for $299.00 Wow, what a savings. I'm getting a bold........oh wait. I'm getting my girl back, just a little better.

I'm now the proud owner of a Black Berry Curve 8530. This is a better phone. Here are some of the differences between my old phone and my new one.

1. No more pearl! that fucking ball that would fly out and go back in if dropped in the right way. Or if you spaz out and throw your Black Berry on the tile floor (don't tell my bosses). Now I have the little touch pad. Not as good I find and it does show off my natural finger grease (I'm a sweater not a masterbator).

2. Wifi - My old phone was a telus "GPS" phone. Or, nothing because the telus navigator just hung and never worked for shit. Everyone loves to say "Get a wifi Black Berry your emails will send threw the wifi" ------------NOPE! wrong phone nerds. I've turned off my XEV connection (yeah, why would I need 3g I'm on telus....oh right. fuck). I then sent an email. If you watch carefully it connects back to the cell network and sends. there go's that.

3. Its just a better phone. Sure I can't play zombie farmer or anything fun like my girlfriend can on her iphone. but then again I can whipe my phone and re-load it threw Black Berry Enterprise server in about 6mins. I'm not cool anyways. Why should my apps be?

So here I am. I have a newer Black Berry, I got another 16gig micro SD for it and it works about the Same. Telus fucked me yet again, my dear Dad got me a red Black Berry. I wanted to replace with a Black one (because I'm not a fucking kid). Guess what, no go.

Meh, I don't really care eather way.

Choices

I've been there before

closed. - fuck that shit.

closed. yeah right. what in the fuck. no matter what happens this shit aint gunna close. Thats the fucking point of blogging right? yeah. Bullshit happens and you get back up and running.

Let the bad times roll you cunts!